THIS IS THE OFFICIAL TUMBLR OF REPUBLICAN DALEK, A SUPERIOR EXAMPLE OF BUSINESS AND EXTERMINATION ACUMEN. YOU WILL BOTH OBEY AND SUBSCRIBE. SUBSCRIBE!

californiadalek:

TIMES HAVE CHANGED!
WE ARE MUCH HEAVIER NOW!

californiadalek:

TIMES HAVE CHANGED!

WE ARE MUCH HEAVIER NOW!

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FOR CONSIDERATION OF ALL RELEVANT LOCAL GOVERNANCE BODIES:


THE DALEK PARADIGM, CLEARLY REPRESENTING DANE COUNTY’S MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE DEMOGRAPHIC (IE, ONE ‘REPUBLICAN DALEK’), HAS AN INTEREST IN THE CITY’S CURRENT INFESTATION OF HIPSTERS.

THIS INFESTATION, WIDELY KNOWN TO BE LOCALIZED ALONG WILLIAMSON STREET IN MADISON’S NEAR EAST SIDE, HAS LONG BEEN A SCOURGE ON THE (LET’S FACE IT, DISAGREEABLE AND OVERLY LIBERAL) RESIDENTS OF DANE COUNTY. AND IT ANNOYS THE DALEK INTENSELY.

INTENSELY. AND THAT IS UNWISE.

HENCE THE REPUBLICAN DALEK CONVENED A STUDY GROUP IN THE DALEK PARADIGM, CONSULTING WITH THE BEST DALEK ENGINEERS, STRATEGISTS, AND EVEN HIS SUPREME, AND TOGETHER THEY FORMULATED A BOLD TWO PART PLAN:


PART 1: COORDINATING WITH LOCAL GOVERNMENTAL BODIES AND DEVELOPMENT COMMITTEES, THE DALEK PARADIGM SHALL PRODUCE A DETAILED TEN YEAR PLAN FOR THE REVITALIZATION OF WILLIAMSON STREET, INCLUDING ASSESSMENTS OF ENVIRONMENTAL, ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL JUSTICE IMPACTS, RECEIVING INPUT FROM ALL RELEVANT STAKEHOLDERS.

PART 2: WE SHALL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISREGARD THE RESULTING PLAN, AS IT WILL PROVE BORING AND OBSTRUCTIONIST. INSTEAD OF ITS RECOMMENDATIONS WE WILL RAIN HELLFIRE DOWN UPON THE HIPSTERS, PURIFYING THEM IN THE INTENSE INFERNO RESULTING FROM THE IMPACT OF A MODERATELY SIZED (LESS THAN 1KM) IMPACTOR, WHICH WE WILL RECYCLE FROM THE SOL SYSTEM’S ASTEROID BELT.

BECAUSE WE CARE.

SUBSEQUENTLY MADISON SHALL POSSESS THE NATION’S FIRST URBAN METEOR IMPACT CRATER PARK, A NEW, EXCITING AND INNOVATIVE TOURIST ATTRACTION. WE EXPECT SURVIVORS TO RAPIDLY REDEVELOP THE AREA, AND THE PROGRAM SHOULD PAY FOR ITSELF FROM INCREASED TAX REVENUE SOMETIME BEFORE THE SUN GOES RED GIANT.

DIS-RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,


THE DALEK PARADIGM WILLY STREET STUDY GROUP

CHAIR-DALEK: THE REPUBLICAN DALEK

THE PERILS OF FEMINISM REVEALED IN YOUR CHILDREN’S ANIMATED PROGRAMMING!!

punishipster:

gailsimone:

spastasmagoria:

murphysbride:

cellfangirl:

chandeluresinitaly:

sclez:

That day Diana taught a child how to unleash the fucking fury.

Diana is so precious. 

Wonder Woman, teaching women and girls how to kick ass like a mother fucking boss since 1941.

Best part of the entire movie

(besides Nathan Fillion being one of the voice actors)

This also gets an instant reblog every time I see it on my dash. THIS IS MY WONDER WOMAN.

That bit was mine!

Why aren’t more of the comics like this?

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I LIKE THE BAMBI POSTER, IT COULD TERRORIZE SMALL CHILDREN INTO HATING AND FEARING NATURE!!

(via kaitydid33087)

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BEHOLD THE ETHICAL SUPREMACY OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!
/DALEKSARCASM

BEHOLD THE ETHICAL SUPREMACY OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!

/DALEKSARCASM

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californiadalek:

Oh, you wear a Stetson do you Doctor?

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californiadalek:

YET ANOTHER ACCOLADE BESTOWED UPON ME BY MY PEERS,…
WHICH, OF COURSE I DESERVE!
#DALEK #WIN

californiadalek:

YET ANOTHER ACCOLADE BESTOWED UPON ME BY MY PEERS,…

WHICH, OF COURSE I DESERVE!

#DALEK #WIN

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EXTERMINATE YOUR THIRST! AND THEN THE DOC-TOR!!!
thetalkinghead:

Someone drew this.  

EXTERMINATE YOUR THIRST! AND THEN THE DOC-TOR!!!

thetalkinghead:

Someone drew this.  

(via spx)

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californiadalek:

THERE ONCE WAS A DALEK FROM SKARO

WHO SAID HE WOULD KILL YOU TOMORROW,

BUT HE JUMPED THE GUN

JUST TO HAVE FUN,

AND TODAY YOUR FAMILY’S IN SORROW!!

Source: californiadalek

ONCE AGAIN THE DALEKS TRIUMPH OVER THE DOC-TOR!

ONCE AGAIN THE DALEKS TRIUMPH OVER THE DOC-TOR!