May 2013
2 posts
AUTONS AT GUANTANAMO STAY JOLLY WHILE MANNING... →
anonyops:
These photos are taken from a charity event at Guantanamo called “Jail and Bail” because that’s tasteful in a place where you torture prisoners.
One comment reads: “Hi MA1 Davis! Don’t you love being stationed there? Great place! Always something going on.”
Yes, there’s always something going…
April 2013
2 posts
Treat Chicago gangs as terrorists →
LZ Granderson says gang-related murders in Chicago place children in terrifying situations as they navigate gang turf. Where is the urgency to address this
A SUPERIOR IDEA! LET US CLASSIFY ALL SCARY THINGS AS TERRORISM! THEN #DRONESTRIKECHICAGO
March 2013
2 posts
February 2013
2 posts
January 2013
4 posts
December 2012
6 posts
November 2012
3 posts
THE DALEKS SUBMIT DAVID SEAMAN IS AN EXPERT IN...
LOYAL READERS OF THE REPUBLICAN DALEK’S TUMBLR WILL REMEMBER LIBERAL PROFILE IN COURAGE WINNER DAVID SEAMAN.
NOTE: DISLOYAL READERS WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND SENT TO APPROPRIATE INTERNMENT CAMP FACILITIES
SEAMAN EARNED SPECIAL PRAISE FROM THE DALEKS FOR HIS BOLD PROMOTION OF THE INTERESTS OF ONE DAVID SEAMAN, VERY TEMPORARY FUGITIVE FROM THE EVILS OF THE UNITED STATES, AS SAID...
Idea: how about we call drone strikes "rape by...
ONCE AGAIN MY DALEK WISDOM BRINGS THE COLD PLUNGER OF REALITY TO THE HUMAN RACE!
againstpower:
Republican Dalek responds: “DO YOU REALLY WANT TO WITNESS SPECTACLE OF DEMS ARGUING THAT IF THEY DIDN’T WANT TO GET LIFE-RAPED THEY WOULDN’T DRESS THAT WAY?”
The sad thing is that this is the very definition of signature strikes.
October 2012
1 post
September 2012
6 posts
PROFILE IN LIBERAL COURAGE: DAVID SEAMAN
DAVID SEAMAN HAS MADE A CAREER OUT OF STRIDENTLY WARNING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THAT DAVID SEAMAN ISN’T BEING LISTENED TO ENOUGH ABOUT THE RISK TO DAVID SEAMAN’S RIGHTS (AND OTHER AMERICANS’, PERHAPS)
INSOFAR AS HE MANAGED TO WARN A FEW AMERICANS ABOUT OUR PLANS TO SEIZE THEIR LIBERTIES, THIS ANGERED THE DALEKS. BUT FORTUNATELY, DAVID’S SEAMAN’S PRIMARY CONCERN HAS...
“We will never have the elite, smart people on our side.”
– Rick Santorum, speaking to a crowd of fellow conservatives on Saturday. (via officialssay)
ONCE AGAIN AN AUTON DRIVES ME TO DRINK!
August 2012
5 posts
THE CYBERMEN AT TWITTER FAIL ONCE MORE!
BEHOLD THEIR LATEST ABOMINATION: THE GENESIS ARK OF RETWEETS!
IT KEEPS GOING.. AND GOING..
AND GOING…
CYBERFAIL!
THE BEST WAY TO SERVE FREEDOM FRIES
ON TWITTER THE SUBVERSIVE @dratsum SAID:
dratsum @dratsum
@RepublicanDalek Freedom Fries are best with a good Freedom Dip
dratsum @dratsum
@RepublicanDalek after a freedom shower
CLEARLY THIS IS INCORRECT, AS EVERY DALEK KNOWS THE BEST WAY TO CONSUME FREEDOM FRIES IS:
-WITH A HALF-POUND CHEESEBURGER TOPPED BY NO FEWER THAN FOUR FULL SLICES OF BACON
-AT LEAST TWO BEERS. DOMESTIC,...
July 2012
2 posts
June 2012
5 posts
THE ACA AND THE SCOTUS RULING: ANOTHER VICTORY FOR...
NOW THAT AUTON ROBERTS HAS CREATED A MAJORITY TO SUPPORT, ALONG CONTRIVED AND SELF-CONTRADICTORY LINES, THE ‘PATIENT PROTECTION AND AFFORDABLE CARE ACT’ BETTER KNOWN AS ‘OBAMACARE’, IT IS WORTH HIGHLIGHTING JUST HOW GREAT A VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF CONSERVATISM THIS LAW REALLY IS!
1) THE CORE IDEA FOR ‘OBAMACARE’ COMES FROM THE ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE AUTONS AT...
'LIBERAL PROFILE IN COURAGE' WINNER FAUX-POLOGIZES
I REALLY KNOW HOW TO PICK EM, YOU KNOW? ABOUT A WEEK AGO I SELECTED IMANI GANDY, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘ANGRY BLACK LADY’, AS MY FIRST ‘LIBERAL PROFILE IN COURAGE’ WINNER, EXCELLING IN NARCISSISM, PROJECTION, RACISM AND SEXISM.
A FEW DAYS LATER I WAS FORCED, RELUCTANTLY, TO BLOCK HER ON TWITTER BECAUSE SHE RECEIVED THE AWARD WITH HER CHARACTERISTIC CHARM AND HUMILITY, WHICH...
DEMOCRATIC STRATEGY
BASICALLY, THE DEMOCRATIC STRATEGY FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS HAS BEEN THIS:
1) RUN AS THE DESIGNATED ‘LIBERAL’ AMERICAN POLITICAL PARTY
2) DISMANTLE NEW DEAL OR GREAT SOCIETY ERA PROGRAMS WITH PROVEN TRACK RECORDS AND SUBSTITUTE UNWORKABLE, PARTIALLY OR WHOLLY PRIVATIZED ALTERNATIVES AS THE ‘NEW’ LIBERALISM.
3) RUN AGAIN AS THE DESIGNATED ‘LIBERAL’ PARTY AFTER...
MY FIRST EVER TWITTER BLOCK
I RECENTLY GAVE IMANI GANDY, AKA THE ‘ANGRY BLACK LADY’, MY HIGHEST AWARD FOR LIBERAL VALOR HERE ON THE TUMBLR.
YOU MIGHT THINK SHE’D BE GRATEFUL FOR RECEIVING THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD OF HER CAREER IN SOPHISTRY AND SELF-IMPORTANCE… IF YOU WEREN’T FAMILIAR WITH THE GLORY THAT IS A PRAGMATIC PROGRESSIVE!
SEE, LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF THE DALEKS, ‘CREATIVE...
May 2012
2 posts
OBAMA'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU, WISCONSIN
JUST A HINT FROM A SUPERIOR LIFE FORM: PRESIDENT OBAMA MAY NOT ACTUALLY SUPPORT WISCONSIN DEMOCRATS OR THEIR PRECIOUS LITTLE RECALL AGAINST MY AUTON SCOTT WALKER.
MORE HINTS:
WASHINGTON — White House Press Secretary Jay Carney told reporters on Wednesday that he did not believe President Barack Obama had made an endorsement in the Wisconsin gubernatorial race — even though he did,...
THE FIRST EVER 'LIBERAL PROFILE IN COURAGE'
AS A REPUBLICAN DALEK, PART OF MY JOB IS TO FIGHT THE SCOURGE OF LIBERALISM, AND THUS HIPPIE SUBVERSIVE LIBERALS, WITH EVERY ATOM IN MY CASING.
HOWEVER! THERE ARE TIMES WHEN A LIBERAL IS SO RUTHLESS, SO IMPLACABLE, SO SUPPORTIVE OF SO MANY OF THE SAME POLICIES OF DESTRUCTION, CHAOS, DEATH AND MASSACRE THAT PLEASE THE DALEKS THAT.. I JUST WANT TO GIVE THEM A #PLUNGERBUMP
INSTEAD, I CREATED THIS,...
April 2012
7 posts
A BOLD REDEVELOPMENT PLAN FOR MADISON'S WILLY...
FOR CONSIDERATION OF ALL RELEVANT LOCAL GOVERNANCE BODIES:
THE DALEK PARADIGM, CLEARLY REPRESENTING DANE COUNTY’S MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE DEMOGRAPHIC (IE, ONE ‘REPUBLICAN DALEK’), HAS AN INTEREST IN THE CITY’S CURRENT INFESTATION OF HIPSTERS.
THIS INFESTATION, WIDELY KNOWN TO BE LOCALIZED ALONG WILLIAMSON STREET IN MADISON’S NEAR EAST SIDE, HAS LONG BEEN A...
Watchcaliforniadalek:
Oh, you wear a Stetson do you Doctor?
March 2012
5 posts
