AS A REPUBLICAN DALEK, PART OF MY JOB IS TO FIGHT THE SCOURGE OF LIBERALISM, AND THUS HIPPIE SUBVERSIVE LIBERALS, WITH EVERY ATOM IN MY CASING.


HOWEVER! THERE ARE TIMES WHEN A LIBERAL IS SO RUTHLESS, SO IMPLACABLE, SO SUPPORTIVE OF SO MANY OF THE SAME POLICIES OF DESTRUCTION, CHAOS, DEATH AND MASSACRE THAT PLEASE THE DALEKS THAT.. I JUST WANT TO GIVE THEM A #PLUNGERBUMP


INSTEAD, I CREATED THIS, THE ‘LIBERAL PROFILE IN COURAGE’, A NEW FEATURE ON THE REPUBLICAN DALEK TUMBLR WHERE PERIODICALLY I SHALL HIGHLIGHT ONE OF THESE BRAVE, ALMOST DALEK SOULS OF THE LEFT AND SHOWER THEM WITH PRAISE.

I DID NOT HAVE TO GO FAR TO FIND MY FIRST WORTHY WINNER, SO LET’S HAVE A ROUND OF #PLUNGERPLAUSE FOR IMANI GANDY, AKA THE ‘ANGRY BLACK LADY’!

HIGHLIGHTS OF HER WORTHY ACHIEVEMENTS BEHIND THE CUT. CONGRATULATIONS!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL SORT OF LIBERAL TO MAKE THIS LIST, BUT MS. GANDY HAS MORE THAN EARNED IT.  LET’S LAY DOWN SOME GROUND RULES ABOUT THE ‘ANGRY BLACK LADY’, SHALL WE?


#1NOT BEING A DOOD IS VERY IMPORTANT TO GANDY, AND SUPPORTING HER RIGHT NOT TO BE A DOOD WILL BUY HER APPROVAL OF SEEMINGLY ANY OTHER POLICY YOU WISH TO PURSUE:

#2: IF YOU DISAGREE WITH HER IN ANY WAY, YOU ARE PROBABLY A PRIVILEGED WHITE MALE. BEING WHITE, AND MALE, YOUR OPINION CAN BE SAFELY DISMISSED WHEN IT DOES NOT CONCUR WITH GANDY’S.

BUT WHAT IF YOU’RE NOT MALE?

WELL THEN ABL CAN DISCARD YOUR OPINION (AND WORTH AS A PERSON) BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE SUSPECTS IS YOUR RACE.

NOW THAT IS THE SORT OF WOMEN’S SOLIDARITY A DALEK CAN GET BEHIND!

ASIDE FROM LECTURING OTHERS ON PRIVILEGE WHILE EXERCISING OBVIOUS AND UNREPENTANT RACIAL AND GENDER BIASES, WHAT DOES ABL HAVE TO OFFER THE PARADIGM? ON TO THE NEXT RULE!

#3: ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ABL IS TREATED WITH CONTEMPT, BELITTLED AND DEMEANED WITH DALEK-LIKE SKILL!

WITH CHILDISH NAMECALLING!

OR MOCKING HER CRITICS AS CHILDREN

(ESPECIALLY *MALE* CHILDREN):

OR, SAY, LIKE THIS:

OUTSTANDING SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS! TRULY WORTHY OF A DALEK! AND THAT SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS, THAT CALLING OUT OF OTHERS’ PRIVILEGE WHILE DISCRIMINATING ON THE BASIS OF RACE AND GENDER, THAT SEETHING RAGE? IT’S PUT TO THE GLORIOUS CAUSE OF DEFENDING AND IGNORING TORTURE. OR DISMISSING INDEFINITE DETENTION, DRONE STRIKES AND OTHER HILARIOUS ATROCITIES.

YES, I CAN SAY WITH NO HESITATION, YOU, IMANI GANDY, ARE MY FIRST ‘LIBERAL PROFILE IN COURAGE’.

JUST REMEMBER, IF ANY OF MY READERS DISAGREE, THEY’RE PROBABLY  PRIVILEGED WHITE DOODS/BOYS WHO SHOULD GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC. HONEST.


UPDATE: THE AWARD WINNER PROVES WORTHY YET AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ‘EXPLANATION’ THAT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A HASH OF HER PREVIOUS, INFLAMMATORY TWEETS AND A SARCASTIC PROMISE TO DONATE MONEY IF HER CRITICS CREATE A CHARITY SHE APPROVES OF! OUTSTANDING! IT’S LIKE AN IMPLOSION OF HATE AND NARCISSISM! EVEN DAVROS WOULD BE TOUCHED.


NOTE: MUCH LIKE HER PROMISE TO APOLOGIZE TO BRADLEY MANNING SUPPORTERS IF AND WHEN HIS TORTURE WAS PROVEN, DO NOT ACTUALLY EXPECT MY AWARD WINNER TO FULFILL THIS, OR ANY OTHER, PROMISE. THAT WOULD BE DISTINCTLY OUT OF CHARACTER.